Locale:  very rural, with a myriad of small, dirt roads leading to lakes, streams, mountain paths, and nowhere in general.

Dispatch: ***Fire, please respond to report of a building fire . . . .

Voice: Engine 3 on with one

Voice: Engine 3, you're on with one

Voice: 10C1 on

Voice: 10C1, you're on

And so it continues for a few minutes, complete with a mutual aid tone.  Then . . .

Voice: 10C1 to 10 engine 3, your location?

Voice: 10 engine 3 to 10C1, I'm at the fire.

10C1: We know that . . . where's your location??

10E3: At the fire.

10C1: Where exactly are you?

10E3: In front of the building

10C1 (yelling and frustrated now) We KNOW that!!!! Where's the *** FIRE!

They finally DID get there.